The inappropriate yoga guy is in Troncones! Here's the youtube link for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtWcb0bcA-A
Excerpts from our conversation...
I'm watching TV and checking my email in the media room.
OGDEN: What are you watching?
ME: Planet Earth.
O: I love Planet Earth. Oh! Watch this part! Watch this part! This is great.
ME: I... am.
O: Watch this! Watch this! What are you doing?
ME: Checking email.
O: Oh watch this part! This is so great. So what are your goals in life, Jillian. What do you want to do?
ME: My goals? Ummm... travel around. Have a lot of experiences.
O: Experiences!? Whoa. How old are you?
ME: 26
O: Oh, I'm sorry.
ME: I'm... not. I'm doing just fine with it.
O: Oh I'm sure you are.
ME: It's not like I have much choice in the matter.
O: No, I guess you don't. Well, I just got back from hiking in Peru. Machu Picchu. I recommend you go.
ME: I know. You told me before.
(Silence)
O: Well, I'll let you get back to your emails.
(He leaves and comes back a few minutes later.)
O: I'm not done flirting with you yet.
ME: Great.
O: So what do your parents do?
ME: You mean their jobs? What are my parents jobs?
O: Yeah.
ME: Well my Mom works with the chamber of commerce in Northwest Houston and my...
O: Are they conservative? Are you going to vote?
ME: I don't know. I don't really like politics.
O: But this is the biggest election of our lives!
ME: I doubt that.
O: Why do you doubt that?!
ME: I don't really like talking about politics.
O: Are you going to you vote for someone that bans books from a school library?! Do you agree with that?
ME: I guess it depends on the book cause if it's like porn or something it shouldn't be in a school with kids.
O: But what if it's a book like Catcher in the Rye?
ME: I think that's stupid.
O: And Sarah Palin fired a librarian, what do you think about that?
ME: I really don't want to talk about politics.
O: I think that's stupid.
ME: I think this conversation is stupid.
O: Well... jeez! Sorry to bother you.
(He leaves. Finally.)